anti-meteorologist

a person who gets the weather completely wrong every single time.

that weather report was so wrong it was like the guy was an ANTI-METEOROLOGIST.

by jjforce December 21, 2010

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013

100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018

health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

flow meter

Refers to the meter of the total amount of fluid in the measured time interval at the selected time interval. Simply put, it is a meter used to measure the flow of fluid in a pipe or open channel.

The flowmeter is further divided into a differential pressure flowmeter, a rotameter, a throttle flowmeter, a slit flowmeter, a volumetric flowmeter, an electromagnetic flowmeter, an ultrasonic flowmeter, and the like. Classified by media: liquid flow meter and gas flow meter.

by 丽华 January 8, 2019

Social meteor

A social media personality who falls from popularity.

Tekashi 69 is a social meteor.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019