moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020

moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat December 29, 2015

Moisted

Moisted is the past tense word for anything or anybody who has gotten moist or moisty.

You got moisted from my moisture last night.

by Joe hank December 14, 2022

Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020