level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
Get the awkward mittens mug.Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
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by gilo December 2, 2004
Get the mittos mug.When you smoke marijuana in a joint or blunt no handed and spit the smoking device across the room, causing a felony party foul.
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Get the Milton Cannonball mug.Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
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Get the Manitoba Mittens mug.when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.
Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.
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