by E-LOCO April 8, 2010
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1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
3.) After the two days of making your shit into a pure liquid state, offer to have sex with your partner
4.) Then while having sex doggystyle tell your partner you are going to cum.
5.) Before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) As soon as her head rears around you unload all of the shit you have been storing up for the past few days in one massive liquid blast all over her face.
Man last night I gave Bernice the 'ol Egyptian Brown Mist and I had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of shit!
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2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.
Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.
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