metro-sexual

a straight homie that acts like a gay dude for some reason unknown

Quit aking like a metro-sexual, ok guy.

by bo October 27, 2003

metro boomin make it boom

when a boogie released get to you, he said the most golden words ever. as i, brickboigucci#4513, quote he said "METRO BOOMIN MAKE IT BOOM! YEAH METRO BOOMIN MAKE IT BOOM. BOOM-BOOM" best words i eer heard

metro boomin make it boom
how does he do it
his production of beats

by metroboominmakeitboom April 3, 2021

metro-sexual

a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.

ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.

by free willie August 25, 2006

metroPCS

A cheap cellphone service for metrosexuals. It's based on the crappy and monopolistic CDMA technology because a metrosexual is too stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.

Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and monopolistic CDMA technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. They don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?

by iBoy2G August 19, 2010

If Young Metro Don't Trust You

Originating from "Right Now", this phrase has become a popular meme, manipulated in various ways to signify whether Young Metro (Metro Boomin') approves of something or not. You may have come to seek this definition because others are reluctant to tell you the meaning of this quote and deflect your question by asking whether or not Young Metro trusts you, rather than explaining the quote. This is because they are embarrassed by the meaning of the complete quote. When the whole phrase, "If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you" is used, it is a euphemism for gay sex.

Person A: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: If Metro Boomin' doesn't trust you, I will perform fellatio on you until you cum all over my face.

If Young Metro don't trust you, then I'm gay for you!

by BigBlackClock21 June 26, 2016

metro

a guy who acts gay but has straight sexuality. you know, wears make up, talks to us girls, paints nails, cares about clean-ness, etc.

-that girl is dating a metro and now we think she's a les.

-metros confuzzle me

by T. Lex February 15, 2005

metro

Belfast city's 'new' bus service (at time of write)

nothing new, all they did was fuck up bus numbers, paint the buses pink and call it after a stright gay guy.

Most bus drivers are still cunts

'should we get the 103?'
'no, its 10C now.. no... wait... 10D.. SHIT'

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005