A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.
Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.
by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022
Get the penis mastermug. A true man of leisure. It takes some real practice to get good at almost doing nothing while still enjoying yourself to the max.
After Jack won the lotto, he resumed his lifelong slacker quest to become the ultimate slack master -- by "trying not to try".
by Sorbe1 September 9, 2015
Get the slack mastermug. The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 9, 2015
Get the Ham Mastermug. by Lt. 85 October 30, 2018
Get the Master corporalmug. by Rahim February 26, 2005
Get the Master pmug. by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010
Get the Lube Mastermug. Wrestling with the masters means to attempt to understand the full depth and meaning of various literature and art work of a renown artist. The "masters" would be defined as Steinbeck, Poe, Faulkner, Shakespeare, Homer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Alexandre Dumas, Updyke, et al.
John was struggling with his English Lit. Course, he was Wrestling with the masters, reading such works by Dumas and Von Goethe.
by Frederick1976 March 14, 2009
Get the Wrestling with the mastersmug.