Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

by Doritokale November 8, 2017

rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.

Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.

by fids December 28, 2007

Martin

an incredibly tall sexy guy who looks like johnny depp, but better. Has perfect curls and the sexiest accent that is superior to all accents. All girls want him, but only the one model-like/albino/aphrodite-decendent girl can have him. He is cutest when tickled. He also has the super power to indulge in such amounts of food and have it never phase him, like a black whole or an endless pit. :

"if only i could have a martin, but i know thats impossable"

by floydinkentuky February 7, 2010

Marching band

1.)Life
2.)Band room= your home
3.)Getting the latest gossip every morning after the 7 a.m. practice in the band hallway
4.)Hating the drum line and later realizing you can't march without them and they aren't that bad after all
5.)Going to school before the sun is up and leaving after it goes down
6.)Knowing that everything you say will be taken the wrong way
7.)THE BAND BUS!!!!!!
8.)Competitions=Fun
9.)Practice=Not so Fun
10.)Having a Director that thinks wearing only Hawaiian tee-shirts is a good thing even in the dead of winter
11.)Feeling bad for the freshman that sign up for the bus with the color guard and come off it coughing do to the hairspray and sparkles
12.)Being the only kids in school that can say "One time at band camp.." and are not making a movie reference
13.)Hate it while you're in it and miss it when you're done
14.)Don't mind changing in front of a ton of people
15.)Having weird nicknames like Wsssteve (the w is silent...sometimes) just because you can

The Band room Tuesday morning after Marching band practice. Tom: "Did you hear that Wsssteve stole the drum line bear." Kelly:"Yeah he had it with him on the band bus." Tom:"Hope he gives it back or the drum line might boycott the next competition."

by Alice=TheTromboneisAwesome!!!! November 29, 2010

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

by bryan November 4, 2004

marching bass drum

A marching instrument usually used along with other bass drums which are pitched from a low to a high sound. They often have different sizes.

Our bottom marching bass drum is the lowest!

by Bishop January 12, 2005

Martintucky

Affectionate appelation for Martinsville, the county seat of Morgan County, Indiana, known solely for being the hometown of John Wooden. The term is an allusion to the fact that anything south of Johnson County might as well be Kentucky.

"Dude, I got lost in Morgan County and had to get directions from some children of the corn in Martintucky."

by sparkplug88 November 3, 2011