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The Pacheco Maneuver

The act of performing the Heimlich (or "Heim-lick") Maneuver on one's penis using your mouth and tongue.
While performing oral sex on her husband, she gave him The Pacheco Maneuver and saved his life.
by kiniki October 2, 2020
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Orting Heimlich Maneuver

(Commonly called “The Orting”)

A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.

The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.

Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.

HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.

While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.

POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”

“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”

“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
by Orden_Isu February 14, 2022
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manele

the word exactly replicates the definition for "chalga" in romanian language and refers to romanian music type.
"Discoteque boom" - song performed by a romanian small & fat gipsi and beeing in top 10 for months
by Filip Tsachev April 28, 2005
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risky maneuver

1. An action entailing a high level of risk. However, this action may or may not pay off big.
Asking that hot chick out is a risky maneuver. You might get dic't.
by TJNerd February 7, 2007
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Still Though-Dildo Maneuver

The act of derailing someone's argument by responding immediately to the use of the words "Still Though" with the word "Dildo", with hopefully flustering effects
Graham: That movie sucked cow dick
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
Kyle: *Exasperated Sigh* I wish you would stop making shit up like the "Still Though-Dildo Maneuver"
Graham: Hey, you always walk right into it.
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
by Ronnie the Bear December 15, 2008
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Maneltoe

When a man wears tight pants, and his parts are showing, it is called a maneltoe. (cameltoe for a guy)
Pronounced: man-el-toe
guy1: hey, did you see the size of that guys maneltoe?
guy2: yeah, his pants were way too tight.
by Jr273 February 22, 2009
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Manerexic

An extreme state of dieting seen in middle-aged men trying to look young and sexy again.
Karen: Have you seen Tom lately?

Sarah: Yes, he's soo manerexic! He scooped the innards out of a bagel and ate the shell only!
by superbubba. April 13, 2010
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