sertafied mail

Da type of USPS shipping-service dat you utilize to send a mattress to someone.

Even if you're shipping a Sealy brand mattress, you should still use sertafied mail to ensure dat it's received correctly.

by QuacksO March 3, 2026

Broadcasting e-mail address

When you send an e-mail to multiple people and don't hide their e-mail address. Good way for spammers to harvest e-mail addresses. Better practice is to send bcc: when you have a large list.

I hate it when I get a chain e-mail Broadcasting e-mail address to the entire internet world!

Never send e-mails or forwards to a large group. Rather show all individuals as a bcc.

by MsDish September 20, 2011

selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

drop some mail

Tell your friends. Typically after being laid well, you brag to your crew.

When I finished her right, she went off to drop some mail and her friends wanted in.

by EatSkones February 12, 2017

It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.

Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.

by g00mba August 9, 2018

Individual fan mail

To write to each fan individually to show love and respect for the support that was given.

Individual fan mail just be patient.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 18, 2020