She-mail

An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.

Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful

by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021

It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.

Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.

by g00mba August 09, 2018

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas September 10, 2017

me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.

"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."

by CD DiG November 23, 2009

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 12, 2023

human mail challenge

A challenge where someone mails themself to a friends house or random house and have food and water with them.

I wish I could do the human mail challenge.

by boaz274 March 18, 2017