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ten minute reply

Normally used online in Instant Messengers, when one person says something normally not of interest, the other party ignores, gets bored, then replies ten minutes later.
20:00 Person1: I had to go to my grandma's house today and all she did was talk about her feet.
20:10 Person2: That sucks. Sorry about the ten minute reply.
by Toadfish February 2, 2008
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glacial minute

a noun referring to a long period of time.
Sally: "hey dude! i'll be there in a glacial minute."
(3 hours later)
Sally: "hey dude, i'm here."
Lester: " jeez sally, what took you so long."
by Kyle Lesterson January 28, 2010
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sex minute

A very short minute. Slightly longer than the New York minute. Time does fly when you are having fun.
Just give me a sex minute.

I hope I can last longer than just a few sex minutes.

Wow, those certainly were 10 sex minutes.
by thebigdaddy July 9, 2010
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Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
by EyeJuan December 1, 2010
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Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.
Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.
by Ashaa September 20, 2011
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clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
by Jorisim December 9, 2015
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Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
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