take a hike mike 

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

take a hike mike by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

It’s national worship Mike Day

This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.

Bro it’s national worship Mike day.

It’s national worship Mike Day by Mike Fav April 12, 2020

Mike 

A dark haired handsome man.. about average height, with dark eyes and a five o'clock shadow. Mike is as charming as they come...speaking of which he is known to pull really strange faces at times.
He will make you smile and laugh really hard, so much so you will end up fizzing pop up your nose (if you were drinking).. its ok though he is really nerdy too.

He has the most awesome taste in films and music and is a god of knowledge..well most of the time! They normally have around 9 dogs simply because they cant say no to puppy dog eyes as they posess such a big heart.

The more you get to know Mike the harder you fall for him.
He keeps things real and is such a genuine person who puts others before himself.

Amy: ''wanna spoon under my duvet?''
Mike: ''Ummm. Whats a duvet?''

Mike by High.Cockalorum January 7, 2011

Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

Mike Madson by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Mike Jonesing 

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

Mike Jonesing by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

Mike Hass

Oregon State wide receiver; drafted in the 2006 NFL Draft in the 6th round by the New Orleans Saints. Holds countless Oregon State receiving records and the praise of hundreds of thousands of fans; incredible hands and excellent route runner

Pac-10 they didn't want me...now I'm hot they all on me. MIKE HASS! (sounds like...mike haaaaass)

Mike Hass by White Chocolate Hardy September 12, 2006

Mike Dean 

The realest, OG, and trillist producer out there.

Hey did you hear Mike Dean’s remix of Birds in the Trap sing MCKnight??

Mike Dean by Nedsvision August 27, 2019