mash-micated

Something or someone that is mashed beyond recognition
'Did you see that car? It was mash-micated'

He came back in from the pub totally mash-micated.
by Anita Blake February 09, 2008
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Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 22, 2024
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cheesy mash

Something that only the real nonce people eat
Josh the pedo boy loves cheesy mash
by Man of mystery November 03, 2021
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grove mash

The mashing of - or planned mashing of ones grove
Dude I will grove mash you
by Jesus Cee May 19, 2007
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Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.
by Lersei Cannister April 26, 2018
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Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast
"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."
by Elle Bea June 23, 2022
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