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Hot lunch

This involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake: Hence a "Hot Lunch" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, You wanna have a Hot Lunch today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by Mac October 13, 2004
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Dry lunch

When someone just has the type of face which angers you and makes you want to hit them. Usually reffering to a person, but can be shorted down to dry.
Dan: Mate, look at that fucking dry lunch over there
Harry: Oh my god, i just want to punch him
by notsurewhattoputhere February 19, 2011
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Butt Lunch

The act of one or many drinking sperm out of ones asshole.
Ex:1. What a fag, i bet he had the San Franciscan Butt Lunch.

Ex:2. Person 1: Would you like fries with that?

Person 2: Mmmm no, but I'll have the butt lunch.
by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010
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lurchkin

Small Emo boy from A small town in East england called St Ives, called Little andy, also known as Emo Boy, Girlboy . Originally belived to be an urban legend, when finally discovered people came from far and wide to view it.
This is the lurchkin: www.myspace.com/thechoochooeffect
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Lunch Ninja

The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.
Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.
by Wrench93 April 8, 2009
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Monkey Lunchbox

The act of bidding and winning an item off Ebay, then realizing that you spent too much money and didn't want it anymore.

The result is that you end up not paying for the item and then lie to the seller as to why you're not buying it.

This is all done in an effort to avoid receiving negative feedback.

* This term came about after winning a $50 bid for an old lunchbox that featured a chimpanzee on it. A lie was created and told to the seller- No negative feedback was given.
I pulled a Monky Lunchbox when I didn't pay for a bootleg copy of Over the Top DVD I'd won.
by BadHippo February 7, 2005
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blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.
A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.
by Duckbutt January 25, 2006
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