Tubby Lunchbox

A person who pretends to be in excellent physical shape but in reality they have absolutely zero muscle definition and the only thing holding their body together is flabby skin and fat rolls.

I thought that girl's body was rockin' until we got back to my room and I realized she was nothing but a tubby lunchbox!

by J-Hole Volcano March 28, 2013

munch a box lunch

a polite euphemism for cunnilingus

Hey, Baby! How would you like it if I munch a box lunch?

by Guy Fontana April 27, 2007

hot bag lunch

when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.

"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"

by Deadbrother February 4, 2009

Packing a Boxed Lunch

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."

Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*

by Dick McPornoname January 14, 2009

Warm Lunch

The Fine art of taking a glorified dump on a womans right leg.
(this practice originated from East Germany)

I just gave that woman a warm lunch.

by Peckle March 15, 2010

Cold Lunch

To perform a act of necrophilla

My nigga Mo-Train got him some Cold lunch.

by Scrublward September 9, 2015

Lunch

The only class i'm failing.

I was held back because of lunch.

by mr_mcmuffin May 11, 2012