When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.
I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.
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King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."
I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
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