trench licker

Point blank ....Lesbian

Rosie is a trench licker.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

Jean licker

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.

Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...

by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009

window looker

Someone who compulsively looks into windows of buildings or parked cars to check out their own hair.

Dave, don't be such a window looker. Your hair looks the same as the last time you checked, 30 seconds ago.

by F117 April 27, 2009

goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.

"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert

by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009

pussy licker

One who performs the act of cunnilingus.

by Finchy Poo May 31, 2003

Fish Licker

An insult that can be used against a heterosexual man. Also try carpet muncher, cat fucker, breeder, and the main attraction homophobe.

Man 1: "Man I would fuck the shit outta that girl with them big ol' titties and tight little ass of hers..."

Man 2: "You're such a total fish licker."

by BillyBo__b December 20, 2012

dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003