crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

loafed

To fuck up; to fail at something

Yeah, you pretty much just loafed...

by bunnnss:) June 9, 2016

chonky loaf

when a dog -( most likey the corgi)- has a big floofy butt :)
they are very wholesome and happy doggos that everybody is envious of.

"damnnnn look at that chonky loaf! It's so thicck!!"
"Everybody says my dog is a chonky loaf"
"did you hear?! Tyreshia has a smaller butt than her corgi!"

by chunksofmeat69 April 8, 2020

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025