butt load

a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
by stressed April 05, 2006
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Fuck Load

1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.

1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."

2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008
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Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
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butt load

The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!
by THEKosherDillWhole May 15, 2009
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load of darks

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.
by Wil13 July 17, 2006
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soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard
Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!
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loaded shotgun

Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.
"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."
by TFTC November 14, 2011
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