Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008

Liberal Beard

A Liberal Beard is a term used in British politics to describe the phenomenon of many Liberal Democrat activists & politicians possessing extremely bushy and large beards.

"John Thurso has a great big bushy Liberal beard"

by foz2121 March 9, 2012

Liberal College

A place for stuck up douchebags who like to think they're accepting. Similar to a regular college, just with less chicks and booze.

"Maybe it's just a liberal college, but this new generation lacks in social skills."

by RustyNailTermz November 19, 2020

Ignorance Liberation Front

The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.

Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."

Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"

by Patrick Henry Ulanov November 14, 2010

literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008

literaturistic

someone involved with literature.

like artistic - but with literature. "you are such a literaturistic person!"

by Jessica Linsey February 13, 2009

liberace bowtie

The act of ejaculating on someone's neck and then sprinkling glitter on the reproductive mucus; similar to a pearl necklace

I'm gonna liberace bowtie that ho'

by sheepfish October 18, 2008