Light Yagami

He takes a potato chip... AND EATS IT

Light Yagami: *eats a potato chip
L: It's probably someone else then

by Illumi_Zoldyck.🖤 November 22, 2020

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

A brief explanation of Mark Lee's vocabulary

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

by val_beatrice August 27, 2020

No beta we die like men

Stemming from the meme "No airbags we die like men", this term has been adopted by fanfiction authors, mainly on fandom website ao3, who use it to signal that their story hasn't been beta-read before posting and might therefore include a few overlooked spelling errors.

Variations of the term have been created for specific fandoms to match a fandom's inside jokes.

"Aren't you annoyed by spelling errors?"

"No beta we die like men."

by Dazais cumslut February 3, 2022

like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
.

by GS71 May 18, 2015

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

uncaged lion

This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.

That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019

Lil Bruh Gwop

Best known for his collabs with rainy bear, a experimental electronic-pop legend that makes timeless music sound effortless as his ghostly voice carves through any track or recording they are on. One of the most musically gifted hard working, influential musicians that have come out of the USA in really long time that actually writes their own music.

Person 1: “Yo, you heard of Lil Bruh Gwop?”
Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “That one cute singer Lil Bruh Gwop!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! I have listened to his songs with rainy bear.”

by justiceforpeepforever February 23, 2022