leaf

the most beautiful person in the world, but they won’t believe you if you tell them that. they might keep to themselves sometimes and not talk much but that’s because they’ve been through more than you could imagine. once you get to know them they’re funny and unique and have a great sence in style and music and love painting and plants. they’re perfect. once you meet them it’s impossible to let them go.

person 1 : hey who was that person that walked by, they’re stunning with they’re blond hair and blue eyes. i wish i were like them.
me : it’s leaf

them : how do you know
me : it’s leaf

by rain ily leaf December 10, 2020

Leafs

A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar

Amanda: Pull the leaf out
Dylan: Which one?
Amanda: Both
Dylan: That's leafs

by Dylan684 September 17, 2020

Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

Leaf

Nature’s toilet paper

Oh hey you got a leaf I need i to poop NOW wait NO jerry get your butt back here to help my butt jerry!

by Abbie yeah that girl May 25, 2021

5 leaf clover

Another name for weed, but everyone who says this thinks they are hot shit

Tryna ball up?
Sure! I love 5 leaf clover!
Nvm

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Brother Leaf

Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^

Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.

by Ramon Machiavelli December 16, 2011

LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.

Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.

by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021