flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga May 4, 2006

Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

by kylesimons December 10, 2011

log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

HEAT LOG

The nasty, sticky shit you take when you've eaten to many burritos in the sun!

"Gawd, i shouldn't have eaten that 6th burrito out here in the sun, i've gotta run drop a heat log!"

by Kajinn October 19, 2006

greace log

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

by Sam .f June 1, 2003