load catcher

1. one who catches loads
2. someone who is profoundly
experienced in the art of bukake
3. A vagina
4. G.W. Bush

I've never seen such a load catcher before. What is that a gallon?

by silly mike September 12, 2003

Fuck Load

1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.

1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."

2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."

by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

by spankerton February 14, 2013

butt load

The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.

wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!

by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

sun loads

When you exit a dark place (typically inebriated) and it is bright outside. Your head lurches back and you close your eyes due to the sun's brightness on your unprepared eyes...just like when an adult film star takes a load in the face.

We were slamming beers in Pete's basement and decided to throw some horse shoes outside. When we opened the door we caught sun loads that would make Peter North jealous.

by B-first April 2, 2010

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016