Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon

A dude that like to streak the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby

I want to be like landon

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Landon

Cutest boy you will ever meet

Girl: Hey Landon
Landon: Hey
Girl: Hey little sugarplum

by Landon B April 2, 2020

Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022

Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.

Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig

by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018

Landon

Landon isn't perfect but he isn't bad either. They usually have very kind hearts but have a lot of anxiety and get nervous. They dont care about looks they like someone's personality. They can be the best friend and will be there for you.

Landon was being very kind too ivee yesterday when people were making fun of her for being broke.

by TheDictionary12345678900 November 11, 2019

Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!

by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022