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Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.
Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!
by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023
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Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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kindnection

A blend of ‘kindness’ and ‘connection’, this term refers to a bond formed between individuals based on mutual acts of kindness, empathy, and understanding. Kindnections often lead to meaningful, supportive relationships that thrive on positive interactions and a shared commitment to uplifting each other.
Through their volunteer work at the community center, Michelle and David developed a deep kindnection, finding joy in their shared passion for helping others.
by Tasty TL December 28, 2023
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Kindeling

The activity of using poop to make a sculpture
What time is the kindeling sculpture Competition at?
by Babychina January 4, 2024
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kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
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kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66
i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp
by hakamama November 20, 2023
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Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.
Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.
by coolkid991 December 4, 2023
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