Gumbo's Knob

An expression used to insult men with tiny penises, with great sarcasm, as no-one has got a cock the massive size of Gumbo.

Commonly used phrases include:

Your cock is tiny compared to Gumbo's Knob.

Gumbo's Knob is just the best.

I absolutely need something as huge as Gumbo's Knob.

by Shoft-Cock July 20, 2011

gayhair knob

a penis so huge, when erect, it drains all the blood from the head and makes the owner pass out. Pulls chicks like a motherfucking magnet

Ben: Why is my penis so shriveled and pathetic :(

Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!

Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(

by CSM MOTHERFUCKER January 1, 2009

fat knob

a fat knob is a chubby penis.

"that boy ej has a really small fat knob"

by Young Chubb December 20, 2015

knob wallet

a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.

''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''

by rupert- trumpington-cornflake March 1, 2009

Nose Knob

Zoology. A nose knob is the black part at the end of a dog’s face. Together with the snout it forms the nose of the dog.

I was sound asleep until my dog stuck her cold wet nose knob in my face.

by BeagleBagel September 27, 2018

Chicken Knob

A swirling vortex of grease, slobber, and nasty black chicken in an otherwise good peice of meat.

Hamlord- Dammit I just ate a giant chicken knob.
Blarpkin- That sucks.

by Knoblord March 17, 2009

knob gobbler

one who gobbles knob

knob gobblers: ron cordova, chris kawalski, jesse charlton, chase kernan,

by nozzlington bear December 15, 2006