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meat jacket

An article of clothing worn by the runt of a group to flush out coyote (also known as coy dogs) from the backyard.
I bet you a meat jacket run through the woods that isotopes all contain one s orbitals.
by Darrell S. Tuttle June 10, 2005
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flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.
John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on
by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011
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jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011
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jacket dance

dance someone does when trying to put on their jacket and have one of the arms on but cant grab other one.
i was in such a rush this morning i did a jacket dance for 30 seconds
by ghbstntbnt June 24, 2009
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jacket bitch

a term describing the person who is forced to carry one or more jackets for his/her friends.

occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
Jeff: Dude , be my jacket bitch for a minute? Ima try on that sweater over there.

Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
by C-Scraps December 20, 2009
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Junket Trumpet

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011
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Jacketcase

Some who belongs in a straight-jacket because they're either too hyper or insane to set still.
"Don't bring you kid back to this daycare anymore, he's a fucking jacketcase!"

"Dude, no offence, but your mom is a total jacketcase."
by 5h33pIN2goats September 28, 2011
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