Jose

Is the type of guy that keeps getting rejected by girls and can’t get a gf. He is short, can’t get off his Xbox, and is lazy

Jose can’t get a girl

by Paris Campbell April 13, 2019

Jose

He’s someone that will turn into your best friend and out of nowhere just leave you and call you names he’s a back stabbing bitch he is a big ass cheater he ignores his girlfriend and goes and fuck around with a crooked nose ass bitch don’t fuck with him unless you trynna end up hurt

Jose is fake .

by Melissasaniero May 30, 2019

jose pedroza

A typical bean you see everywhere. Most often times big and hefty. Most of them are nice people but some can be dumb. Some may even say they look like a rat. Some Jose pedrozas may have bigger tits than your girlfriends.

Brooo where’s jose pedroza at? That foos big he’s everywhere

by ct nation September 5, 2019

jose ortega

two words short and and strong and most likely hangs out with a tall guy and a skinny dude

do u see that kid i think that's jose ortega

by the unknown 12321 September 6, 2019

Joseing it

This type of player in video games is a unusual one. To Jose the player lands in a no names area of the map, or when they land in a area with a name, they tend to hide in corners and close doors.

Example 1
Omg bro they’re joseing it in the bathroom.
Example 2
Let’s land military

Jose: NAh fool to many people

by Savage559pub June 4, 2018

Jose

A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means

I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla

by Yrsc June 6, 2018

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018