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cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.
Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.
by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
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Camel Jockey

Adjective: One who fornicates with camels, One who prefers travelling on camels, One who has oral sex with Camel(s)
Wow, your friend is a real Camel Jockey
by FatMilkTits March 11, 2019
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click jockey

to bid competitively on user engagements with digital advertisements, can be used as both a noun and verb
Google makes all of its money from companies click jockeying to sell patterned shirts
Greg is a click jockey at a car insurance company, managing their digital marketing efforts
by danxyboi March 12, 2019
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Wine Jockey

A person who curates and pours wines. Like a DJ, but instead of records it's all wine bottles.
Who's the Wine Jockey at the bar tonight? I sure hope they'll pour some Beaujolais.
by wenttothemoon December 6, 2019
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Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.
Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.
by John Dohh August 15, 2020
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
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