The aldi version of donald trump
and a national faliure
AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
and a national faliure
AKA: an incompetent idiot that ran the uk and failed us during 2 national crises broke his own restrictions and did a speech on peppa pig world
by someone_british April 5, 2023
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
Get the Johnson Straightmug. an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
by elliewilliamsrealwife June 20, 2023
Get the ashley johnsonmug. 'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
Get the Johnson promisemug. by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
Get the Kaylan Johnsonmug. When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
Get the reverse johnsonmug. the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜
by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018
Get the kayla johnsonmug.