Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.

How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!

by Eel WJ September 2, 2018

Slap little johnny behind the ears

A term for having sex

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.

by Clyde W December 10, 2018

Ponyboy and Johnny

Two boys who are characters in the book the outsiders (we stan johnny) in which people made fanfics of them and we are all pretty sure they are gay for each other.

"I love those two together. They love each other like Ponyboy and Johnny"

by Coco Standley January 29, 2021

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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EXAMPLES:

"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.

by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006