holy jessica

sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.

"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"

by holy jessica November 5, 2007

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.

That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.

by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004

Jessica Harp

One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.

"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp

by Traylen November 7, 2005

Jessica Nigri

She is a very, very hot cosplayer, gaming personality, interviewer, spokesmodel, and comic book enthusiast. She has been spotted at Comic-Con ever since 2009, in San Diego. She's the essence of every gamer's wet dream. Hot, blonde, and an avid fan of Final Fantasy and of the like. Did I mention she's hot as fuck? :D

Jessica Nigri is so hot...damn I hate being a virgin.

by Mr. Sprottsweiler lolz July 26, 2011

Jessica Chobot

An attractive female member of IGN that plays video games and gamers fantasize about her because something about hot gamer girls turns them on for some weird reason. Gamers leave comments on youtube videos saying how much they would like to bone the lights out of her. As weird as the people are who make these sexist, desperate comments, I would....she is pretty hot!

Jessica Chobot took a picture of herself licking a psp and it gave all the nerdy gamers a boner so now she is half famous.

by InAndAroundYourMouth May 9, 2011

jessica simpson

One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.

Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.

by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005