liquid jesus

An aloe gel used to soothe bad sunburns and save you from pain

I got drunk off that liquid jesus

by roix da 5-9 July 18, 2007

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008

Jesy Nelson

Blackfishing pig who is a bad bad boyyyy

Jesy Nelson: Bad boy my recipe…
Jingle Bell Ball, are you ready!!!??

by juIaiauzuhzaiiz January 2, 2022

jesy nelson

jesy nelson is a blackfishing fad. she was once part of the girl group little mix but she tanked too hard and had to leave, but she got jealous and stole leigh-anne's race and man. she made the song boyz with nicki minaj, but it tanked and unfortunately jesy spread the freefalling curse to her. she is now broke from spending all her money on spray tan.

did you see jesy nelson's new selfie? I can't believe she's white.

by olivia bensonola March 7, 2022

Jessica

The most fantastic woman in the world. Sexy, intelligent, and entirely irresistible . She knows she is worth it. And she is. She will embrace you for who you are and look out you. She is the best person you could possibly choose to be your friend or partner in life.

Also see: sexy, beautiful, amazing

Jessica is amazing in every way.

by GuyWhoWantsToTreatYouRight April 16, 2017

Jesus Eyes

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.
-Enlarged pupils but not red
-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.
-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial
-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.
-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes ?

by Al Harwin March 31, 2009

Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

by Markus5 October 7, 2009