Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.
Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
by Twat Trotter February 19, 2024
Get the Jennifermug. by Heppwennd April 28, 2022
Get the jennifer hendricksmug. boy: hey have u heard of that jennifer coolidge woman?
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”
by kenzielisious November 24, 2023
Get the jennifer coolidgemug. A small petite woman, who at times will surprise you with her abominable strength, cutting edge vocabulary, and stunning good looks!
by BeccaJean December 24, 2020
Get the Jennifer Evemug. lovingand caring person who does everything they can to be a good friend. jennifer never says anything behind anyone’s back and if she has an issue she will directly tell you.
by louisvuittontanner June 2, 2018
Get the jennifer sivisethmug. Why is she being such a Jennifer
by NachoMamma May 20, 2025
Get the Jennifermug. by Tom Panek February 29, 2020
Get the jennifer stalkermug.