Jackson Gamache

Has a small peen and preferably likes men. Is kinda nice at baseball and saucy at basketball but lacks looks. He enjoys the song BAD by xxxtentickles and gets in his bag when keke doesn’t love him back.

One of his friends: Yoooooo who’s like nice at basketball and likes men?

Another one of jacks friends: Ummm that’s gotta be Jackson Gamache

*jackson appears out of nowhere and “BAD” starts playing in the background

by Jacksongamachefan101 March 10, 2019

Jackson Xanders

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.

"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"

by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021

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by Ullasiskiosk April 9, 2021

going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 23, 2009

toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.

Toe Jackson!

by dschlein October 21, 2018

Andy Jacksoning

When you project your desire for a father onto slightly older men.

Paul: “Roger is totally Andy Jacksoning Simon”

Amy: “Yeah that’s so messed up. He must be really insecure”

by Garry Guns November 26, 2019

Jackson Potluck

n. a non-traditional painting comprised of feces collected from around the neighborhood or church group (especially that of Karen and Becky) that is then smeared, strewn, and splattered upon a canvas as if they were the different colors in a Jackson Pollock painting.

Those cunty bitches are so plastic, they’d spend money on a Jackson Potluck if their queen bee said to.

by Webster3.1 February 15, 2020