Jamy Jams

The act of trying to "get in someone's pants", or having sex. in this case getting in someones pajamas

I was trying to Jamy Jams with that bitch.

by Redss 449 March 7, 2009

jam radar

A. To confuse another individual or group unintentionally or intentionally.
B. The act of confusing a person.

Man, that mime with herpes jammed my radar when he started talking to me on the bus.

by Brentus August 23, 2005

eye-jam

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

by boodism April 11, 2011

H-Jam

hand job

Ben got an H-Jam in the backseat.

by Grundle Munch February 15, 2010

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

Baby-Jam

The goop found on a baby after birth

or the residue found on the fingers after fingering a women that is near or on her period

After I made that bitch moan, I had a quarter oz. of baby-jam resting on my fingers, I then force fed her the jelly and asked for fellatio.

by Zach :) December 31, 2010

Blueberry Jam

G rated term for blow jobs

Melanie tends to enjoy giving blueberry jam to those who look sexually frustrated.

by tonightatnine November 14, 2011