Jackson Xanders

An average simp. We all know a Jackson Xanders.

"Dude have you seen Jackson Xanders"

"Yeah, he's just an average simp"

by Zombie_Ted January 30, 2021

going to jackson

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

by coositer April 23, 2009

Jackson Gamache

Has a small peen and preferably likes men. Is kinda nice at baseball and saucy at basketball but lacks looks. He enjoys the song BAD by xxxtentickles and gets in his bag when keke doesn’t love him back.

One of his friends: Yoooooo who’s like nice at basketball and likes men?

Another one of jacks friends: Ummm that’s gotta be Jackson Gamache

*jackson appears out of nowhere and “BAD” starts playing in the background

by Jacksongamachefan101 March 10, 2019

Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

snazzy jackson

the act of squeezing the females breasts so hard they lactate.

ow that hurt. babe that was a snazzy jackson.
dude i heard alex gave his mom a snazzy jackson.

by cumcoveredcosbykid6969 March 4, 2012

Pulling a Jackson

When a person bullies another person, the other person starts to bully the first person. The first person believes that they aren't the dick but they think the other person is for bullying them.

Person 1: Bullies Person 2*
Person 2: Bullies Person 1*
Person 1: "Why?! I didn't do anything to you!"
Person 1 is pulling a Jackson

by FlameDuplix007 December 7, 2022

jackson farmer

Jackson farmer is a name givein to anyone who likes to grow plants and shoot guns

Your such a jackson farmer bob

by Tevgxfkf October 4, 2017