j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

J-hole

A term used when calling someone a jackass and asshole at the same time.
See A-hole

Todd: Did that man just cut you off?
JF: Yeah! What a J-hole!

by Miss Milkshake August 21, 2005

j girl

The woman bobbing like a circus seal in the center of a ring of hobos in the parking lot of the Flying J truck stop.

Belinda is the kind of slut that would suck off a dirty hobo for his ham sandwich. What a j girl!

by Hobo2 April 3, 2006

j/k

(n) 1. Acronym, Just kidding.

Haha, j/k

by Evax November 11, 2002

J-Woww

This fierce bitch is from MTV's reality show The Jersey Shore. She's the very definition of a Ride or Die Chick. She has your back no matter what. She'll swing on a man or woman if they cross that line and still balance her drink in the other hand.

Damn, J-woww was REM sleeping upstairs while those Grenades were beatin' Snickers' ass, but she still showed up in her pajamas throwin' punches before the cops came.

by bgtymr January 9, 2010

E&J

A brand of Brandy that mixes well with Pepsi.

Last night I had E&J and Pepsi, I got so drunk!

by Steph15 September 12, 2006

J-Popping

To boogie or dance and usually jump enthusiastically around whilst listening to J-Pop or Japanese pop music.

Usually includes the dancer singing what little of the Japanese lyrics they know along with the song, and inevitably singing the English the artist includes as it's the only part they honestly understand.

Though J-Popping is mostly done by Japanese fangirls (though who love everything Japanese, purely because it's Japanese), it is also done by anyone with a passion for happy, energetic music.

"She's really J-Popping, huh?"

"*Whilst bouncing around* Atsuiiii ki mocho...uh... C'est la vie!! CEST LA VIE!"

by BatDyke October 9, 2006