monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat May 6, 2018

Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 4, 2018

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February

1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025