inchcrement

To work up to something slowly in very small increments. As Moe Howard said, "Inch by inch, step by step."

The lake water was really cold and I went in by small inchcrements.

by Alley Cat Smith October 6, 2010

inchinok beebob

When one's penis is only and inch and it bobs on the water and it is so small it looks like a bumble bee.

"Look at Josh's inchinok beebob."

"I heard Josh has an inchinok beebob."

by GARGASMELL October 12, 2016

Inchicklemen

A gentlemanly scumbag

Gerry is a total inchicklemen! He's been doing blow all night!

by Inchickleman March 21, 2023

9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

by ShotTaker9 June 29, 2016

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.

I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.

by Medic130 June 26, 2018

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 15, 2016