Jon: yo dude this fine chick hit me up last night
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
by newrecycle August 23, 2017
Get the inchedmug. by Its_erin February 28, 2023
Get the One inch pinchmug. A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt
by yannidepp December 5, 2009
Get the Five Inch Adventuremug. by Shortykings March 21, 2024
Get the inch shitmug. Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
Get the 12 inchmug. “1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
Get the 1ml short of an inchmug. Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
Get the one inch wondermug.