Incel

A man who thinks women exist to give him pleasure.

Incel David thinks women owe him sex

by UltimateDoge January 12, 2023

Incel

short for "involuntary celibate". often built like a discord mod, probably uses reddit, gets no bitches, says the hard r while being whiter than Wonder Bread, smells like Axe body spray and/or B.O., plays COD, and hates alpha males like andrew tate. Has never felt the touch of another woman except that of his mother when she handed him snackies as a child.

synonyms: shawley#8316

he uses the hard r *and* makes misogynistic jokes? wow, what a fucking incel.

by heftybitties3490 February 6, 2023

Incelerometer

A device to measure the degree to which a person is an incel.

Someone ought to try to clock Haz using their incelerometer.

by brevityiswit March 4, 2023

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

Incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.

Darion is a angry incel

by FeliznavidadMaria March 12, 2023

Incel

a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.

Darion gives off incel vibes

by FeliznavidadMaria March 12, 2023

Incel

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?

Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023