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hypocrawesome

Magnificent act of hypocrisy, usually of the level only achievable by televangelists and politicians, but sometimes achieved by others. Some deeds are so hypocrawesome that observers are left speechless in fits of laughter.
"Did you read about that guy Matt in the New Times?"

"That Tea Party activist who's on the news opposing illegal immigration all the time? No. What did it say?"

"Turns out he hired an illegal alien at his laudromat, skimmed money from her paycheck, and threatened to turn her into immigration authorities if she did anything about it. She finally hired a lawyer, and the New Times picked up on the story."

"(laughing) Oh man! HAHAHHAA! That is the most hypocrawesome thing I've ever heard!!"
by Perforado October 30, 2013
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hypocrisy

Donald Trump wants to ban transgender people from the military to save more money, but he also allotted $1.6B to fund his wall. He is the definition of hypocrisy.
by CrinkGumPlz July 28, 2017
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Hugocrite

Dont call me fat and lazy when you are worse than I, you are a big Hugocrite.
by Karmasabitch9 June 6, 2021
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Hypocritzliar

A person who talks the shit about everyone he knows, while acting like a friend to there face. Makes up lies about two chicks writing him letters that were never sent to start a fight or make a girlfriend jelous for his own gratafication of his phyco nature. Guys like this usualy are writers and live in a fantasy world. Realy bad friends to trust. And they usualy smell like animal fecies due to thier lack of bieng clean personalitys and lak of asperation.
Bo: Dude why are you letting him say all that stuff bout Tellz
Barry: Don't worry she doesn't let Hypocritzliar bother her. she knows he's a backstabbing troll that can't handle the pain of her blowing him off. He's just pissed he can't get a shot at it ever again. dude man even talks about her in frount of his GF and posted stuff so it would be seen. For what fi the guy hates her?
Bo: John is such a douche. She told me she didn't have the heart to tell him she never got off, but kept trying so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Barry: rotflmao that sounds like Tellz. listening to Oasis and walflowers lettin it

Tellz: Guys stop-thats not the better road
Bo: fu*k that Andys right gurl, stay away from the troll
by pplthtTlkshtRjelousNinsecure November 18, 2009
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hypocrispy

hypo - "under"
+
crispy
=
undercooked
"This bacon is raw" "The technical term is hypocrispy"
by baconman94 January 14, 2010
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Typocrite

1- A typical hypocrite
2- A hypocrite that makes a lot of typos.
1- I was arguing with a jonas brother fan, she was such a typocrite.

2- What a hypocrite, and he can't even spell, he's a typocrite.
by witless witness September 25, 2008
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Hypocrisy

Where one person bugs the fuck out when their ex-partner is hanging out (& hooking up) with a new partner..with kicks to the nuts & punches to the face..., followed by make-up sex and promises of a future together...,,, but soon after goes gold digging... looking for any fool to buy her a house and take her on dates (while she has her multiple baby-daddies look after her kids)...
My kid's mum is a fucking class A example of hypocrisy.
by BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahCunt December 2, 2013
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