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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.
I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker
by High minds August 16, 2022
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Hotel-obsessed

Individuals who love staying at luxury hotels.
I’m literally hotel-obsessed. I’ve stayed at the Ritz Carlton 10 times this year.
by Luxury Travel Babe April 24, 2023
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Hotel Crusader

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.
Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.
by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023
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Hotelship

A hotelship is when person in a relationship comes home to sleep with thier partner in thier place after fucking around with other people all day.
"Dude you cant just leave stacy come home to you and sleep over after she spend the day sleeping with other dudes"

"Nah bro im happy with my hotelship"
by Beaniz July 11, 2024
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HotelandElevator1236

A corrupt hotel owner on a childish game called Roblox. He does rigged lottery's and minigames at his hotel named "GFPH" The main players of that game are under the age of 8. He lives in Gary Indiana and is in the gang "the kool kids klub"
HotelandElevator1236 thought it would be funny to scam children out of roblox memberships.
by asdasdqwrfadfwqe October 30, 2023
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hotel transylvania

A clandestine gathering place for mythical creatures, where Count Dracula moonlights as the concierge. Often used metaphorically to describe any situation that turns unexpectedly supernatural or chaotic.
Person 1: "I thought the office meeting would be normal, but it turned into a total Hotel Transylvania when Bob accidentally turned into a werewolf during his presentation."
Person 2: "Classic Bob, always bringing a touch of the supernatural to corporate life."
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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