Hot Brad

when you place your hot, sweaty ballsack on the bald spot on the top of a coworker's head and claim that it's not sexual harassment because there was no penetration

He fell asleep on break so I gave him a Hot Brad.

by md80 December 11, 2018

Hot Kipp

When a man ejaculates into the rolls of a fat man's back and then uses his palms to smoosh it around.

Dan: Hey Kipp, give me a hot Kipp!!
Kipp: Oh man, that's the hottest things I've heard all day. You got it, buddy!!
*Kipp jerks himself off in front of Dan*
Kipp: Alright! HERE IT CUMS!!
*Kipp ejacultes into the rolls of Dan's back and then precedes to use his hands and rub it all around*
Dan: Thanks, man! I finally got something to jerk off to now!!
Kipp: Anytime, pal!!
*Kipp holds back emotion to lick the Hot Kipp off of Dan*

by The Jonas Brothers Best Friend June 15, 2010

Hot Sally

Giving oral sex to a woman while she defecates. Similar to a blumpkin but with a female recipient.

I just had the best hot sally session with Jill.

by Hotsally2 March 13, 2015

hot stepper

is often used in jamacia to describe a fugitive from the law or criminal on the run.

'looks like the police are chasing a hot stepper'

by choker October 30, 2006

fake hot

describes girls that are hot, but are only hot because they use non-natural means to become 'hot' i.e. excessive tanning, excessive hair bleaching, liposuction, tons of makeup, etc.

guy 1 > dude, that girl is HOT!
guy 2 > yeah i guess, look at the tan job she got....she's fake hot!

I like girls that are hot, not fake hot.

by sword- February 10, 2005

hot bort

n. - an ejaculent in the pants
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.

Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.

As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.

by bocetta June 16, 2011

Hot gun

The process of putting a heating pad on your scrotum so your seman is above normal temperature.

Adam asked matt if he would like a hot gun matt's response was yes so adam placed a heating pad on his scrotum for 5 minutes then ejaculated on matt's chest and yelled Hot Gun.

by Lundidium April 19, 2017