HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

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Shrimp Hotdog

A term for saying someone has some serious Little Dick Energy for a variety of characteristics including obvious attempts to compensate for having a Micro.

"Did you see that guy's truck? It was a Ram 3500 with a 12" lift."
"Yeah, dude is a real shrimp hotdog."

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows August 19, 2022

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fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says October 5, 2016

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Hotdogging is the sensual act of sliding a penis betwixt the oiled butt cheeks of a lover in a sensual seesaw motion.

For the hotdoggie, hot dogging feels like petting a horse’s nose through a mountain of marshmallows. For the hotdogger, it is like setting one’s penis free on top of the creamy dream of someone else’s ass mass.

Once Gary began hotdogging Marsha, he became so ecstatic and inspired that he took up tap-dancing, quit his job at Home Depot, forgave his ancestors, and splurged his finances on coconut oil.

by Ashmoses January 23, 2024

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hotdogging a beer

when you attempt to shot gun a beer and you can’t pop the tab and the liquid sprays everywhere and dribbles down your chin. it usually ends up being an ordeal that takes longer than just chugging it.

damn it, billy’s hotdogging a beer again.

by marinara.mouth March 19, 2023

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