I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler
by KC DIRT April 23, 2014

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by JamaicanBread November 18, 2022

A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.
My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.
by Its science April 28, 2016

Dante: "dude did you see Jeremy did the inverse Hitler?"
Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"
Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"
by Kosh Jeller November 2, 2017

Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis
by anonymous July 5, 2022

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
by Seashelp July 25, 2016
