Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch

Omg the Heathers are with VeRoNiCa

by busterisheresis November 12, 2019

Heathers

The most amazing off-Broadway musical ever made. It is based on the 80s movie ”Heathers” with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The basic plot is that one of the three main Heathers is murdered by Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater). It then descended into chaos as they cover up her death with a suicide and the body count hers higher and higher.

Heathers is basically my anxiety and depression in musical form.

by turtlebeach166 January 6, 2019

Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.

“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”

by Tf2manager July 3, 2025

Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.

Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Heather

a really bad person they get something and dont give it back and they are not fair most of the time

Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Heather "Angie" Toribio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Heather "Angie" Toribio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by FrenchVanillaSake February 26, 2025

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022