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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner
It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.
by Munker December 18, 2014
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On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards
I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.
by ParisLV July 23, 2016
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Concealer High Heeler

A relationship when two low-key lesbians are banging but around other people they act like friends.
“Omg! Becky, those girls are such good friends but I think they might be fucking....”
“Right! They’re such concealer high heelers.”
by dykedaddi69 November 8, 2017
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sink a heater

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask
by mixtest December 10, 2017
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flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.
I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.
by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018
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Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
by idrawgood July 2, 2018
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