Friday hat

Negative term for the yarmulke, or the round skullcap that Jews wear on Fridays.

I can't stand those damn Jews, prancing around happily in their Friday hats, thinking they're superior to the rest of the world.

by Simeon Alacoque-Suscipperra September 11, 2004

Hat Trick

Penetrating all 3 orifaces of your woman in one sitting - a true hat trick order is standard, anal, oral.

I scored a hat trick last with my girl last night!

by Flopp June 2, 2003

Party Hat

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's and pregnency. Thank god for trogans, and if you dont like em just get birth control, or aids! :

1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

a 2 dollar insurance for teens who wanna fuck

safe sex!
ali: your going to have to bring the party hats
alex: i dont have any money
ali: well neither do i
alex: just like old times
ali: yeah old times where we were dating
alex: uhh i love you?

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by Ali Lansing August 4, 2006

party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.

I bought a packet of party hats.

by badger777 September 17, 2005

Hat Trick

When drunk/passed out, and a person vomits, pisses, and shits the bed.

Droopalong was so drunk last night, he pulled a hat trick in his own bed. I say we burn his mattress while he's at the laundromat.

by cheepnis05 June 4, 2013

chef's hat

Sexual term used as both a noun and a verb that refers to either the act of a group of men depositing large quantities of semen onto the hair of a woman or man and then pulling the hair upwards.

Noun: Frankly Sarah-Jane, we were all a little disappointed when you didn't come back with your chef's hat on.

Verb: That girl was so dirty she was begging us to chef's hat her.

by polisphere June 9, 2004

Joke in a hat

This is a major insult only used when one has run out of the normal insults and needs something that will incompass all of the other insults into one big one. One can spice things up by substituting other words at the end such as, joke in a hobo's sock, joke in a rabbits ear, joke in a paper bag or even joke in a goats butt crack..ext.

Me- Alvin can i borrow your car tomorrow bro?
Alvin- No man i need it to take my girlfriend to a play.
Me- Your a "Joke in a hat" you dork.

I asked billy bob to come to my ex girlfriends birthday party and that "joke in a sock" said he had to study.

by kBk12 December 9, 2008