Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.

Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.

by Morgette December 31, 2011

Hard-Fi

An individual who lives for the weekend i.e. they spend their wages on getting drunk and pulling people in clubs that play popular music. About 90% of the British population between the ages of 15 and 30.

Look at that group of Hard-Fis over there. Let us separate ourselves from their mindless normality.

I pulled this hot girl in Fifth Ave last night.
Was she a Hard-Fi?
Yeah, obviously. It was a club.

by capodeicapi April 04, 2008

Try-Hard

Try Hard is named a person who does whatever it takes to win a game and always acts like a jerk.You find Try Hards mostly on competitive games such us Tom Clancys:Rainbow Six Siege , Call Of Duty, Fortnite ,Grand Thieft Auto V , and more.
Try Hards do not follow the rules of the game and always make other people whoplay that game angry.

*random person plays GTA V*
-Try-Hard : I am about to end this man's whole career *kills the random person for no reason*
-Random Person: Oh great another Try-Hard !!

by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 12, 2019

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 31, 2003

Emotional Hard-on

It's like getting excited without the hard-on.

I get an emotional hard-on whenever I hear the Rocky theme song.

by billsmashole September 27, 2009

Dead Hard

To dead hard past the killer but fail 99% of the time and just end up on the ground exhausted.

"Just dead hard better" - Ruby

I dead harded past my divorce but now my wife is calling the IRS for my tax fraud.

Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.

by flyingpepegaweevil July 24, 2021

hard read

A super smash brothers term. Predicting exactly what your opponent is gonna do. See on draw

Ryan: How’d you know I was gonna roll?
Tyler: It was a hard read!

by Blizzardriga December 04, 2019